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Apology For Bad Sex
Dear _____________, This is a letter of apology for the terrible sexual intercourse we’re about to have. I just wanted to take a moment to accept full responsibility and provide several philosophical...
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Good Sex Versus Bad Sex
Did you have sex in high school? If you didn’t, you really should’ve because it was sort of amazing. It’s the worst sex you’ll ever have without knowing it. Like someone could actually just ram their...
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Reasons Why You Should Stop Hooking Up With Someone
If you have to preface every hook up with “This is going to be the last time we do this!” chances are there shouldn’t have been a first time. I understand why it starts though. People like this. They...
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How To Have Bad Sex
Be on different pages. Have your partner be on page 69 of 50 Shades Of Grey and you be on page “I just wanna lay down and have you do stuff to me.” Have it be 2:35 in the afternoon—a time when couples...
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How You Know You’re About To Have Terrible Sex
Based loosely on completely heteronormative interactions and experiences with male penises. He says, “I’m a real man, and I can do stuff.” When that douchebag artist guy on Girls told Marnie he could,...
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Why Your Ex Sucked In Bed
Because they would complain about the lack of “sexual balance” and still never go down on you. Because they thought the ideal time to have sex was when you had a paper due in three hours. Because they...
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21 Things To Look For In An Ex-Boyfriend
1. Must be a premature ejaculator. Every time you have sex, he comes inside of you faster than you can say “I’m almost there!” Out of respect for him, you fib and tell your friends that the sex is...
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10 Things Everyone Hates About Sex
Eugenio Marongiu / Shutterstock.com 1. Guys who pass out directly after orgasm. No one is saying that this is a marathon. Obviously there are times where you are just going to need to catch a few Zs...
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My Sex Life Is Boring And I Don’t Know What To Do
Shutterstock It’s so annoying when guys tell me that girls don’t like or need sex as much as they do. You know what? I love sex and don’t you dare call me the S word. I’ve been seeing this guy for...
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The Five Worst Sexual Encounters I’ve Ever Had
1. New Year’s Eve 2008 was a rough one for me. I was a year shy from graduating college, not exactly sure what do with my life, and freshly single. Admittedly I was lonely and kind of desperate when I...
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30 People Who Are Like, “Yeeeahh, I Can’t Have Sex With You Anymore”
1. aawsumo I was screwing my manager when I worked at Wendy’s while in college. She was 25 I was 18. One night after drinking at a house party, I called her for a booty call/ride home. She informed me...
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7 Signs Your Sex Life Could Be Better
After a two year relationship, I recently became single this summer, something that stuck out to me was that during my two years with my ex-boyfriend, I thought we were having “good” sex. Maybe the...
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15 People Describe The Most Awkward Thing That Was Ever Said To Them During Sex
keko64 / (Shutterstock.com) 1. Michael, 34 “Are you enjoying yourself?” Um, no—not anymore. I actually dismounted. It was like something a schoolteacher would ask me. 2. Ashley, 22 “When is a good time...
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34 Personal Testimonials About Extremely Annoying Sex Partners (NSFW)
Trifonenko Ivan. Orsk / (Shutterstock.com) Found on AskReddit. 1. She talks about the 401K plan. Talks. Conversational level talking. Like “let’s talk about the bills” level shit. Let’s not talk about...
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6 Things Guys Say During Mediocre Sex (And How To Respond)
VP Photo Studio / (Shutterstock.com) 1. “Do you want to start on top?” How lazy is he? I mean, do you really have to do ALL the work? Response: “Sure, do you want me to tuck you in after, too?” 2....
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Read This If You’re An Empowered Woman Who Has A Lot Of (Bad) Sex
During freshman orientation, my fellow first years and I were greeted with many a serious conversation about rape and sexual assault. One thing was made painfully clear: Verbal consent from both...
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22 People On The Worst Sex They Ever Had (And What Made It So Terrible)
jameswildexo Originally from r/AskReddit 1. Needed to listen to music This dude just had no rhythm. At all. It was a really weird set of thrusts. So I thought fuck it, I’ll take control and started...
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17 Types Of Sex Every Healthy Couple Has
jmerobbinhood 1. Special occasion sex. Cuz it’s his birthday or Christmas or his dog just died and you’re like “we should prolly…” 2. Sleep sex. When you kinda wake up to a dispassionate butt-grab and...
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12 Men Describe Their Most God-Awful Sexual Experience
Shutterstock / Syda Productions/a> 1. like having sex with a platter of warm organ meats “I had sex once with someone I wasn’t really attracted to. She was (is) a very good and supportive friend, I...
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7 People Share Their Most Horrifying Sex Stories (NSFW)
Everybody has one (or two, or three, or four…) – the icebreaker story you tell your buddies on a Friday night as you reminisce the most cringe-worthy of your boudoir misadventures. For some this may...
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